its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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