if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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