chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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