Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
