I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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