ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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