So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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