he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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