Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i wish my penis had a tongue
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
