she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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