ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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