I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My penis needs a shock collar
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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