so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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