Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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