But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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