Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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