You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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