Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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