He is an equal opportunity slut.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
