uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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