I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Randomize
