So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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