so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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