I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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