Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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