guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
