whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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