I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
And then my night got REAL pukey
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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