Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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