I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
His nipple licking is glorious
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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