ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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