You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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