I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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