i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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