i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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