That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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