Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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