you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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