CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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