I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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