Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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