Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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