***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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