Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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