the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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