I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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