I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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