I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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