I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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