No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
