i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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