I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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