i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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I'm at about main and main street
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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