Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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