remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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