If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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