I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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