I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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