never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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