is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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